Cat On Hands
two paws is plenty tail still unsure grass is up there

Cat On Hands

I did not turn over. Everything else did.

This is how I have always stood. One day the whole house agreed to do it the other way round, nobody told me, and now I am the one people take photographs of.

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1The floor

From down here it is the ceiling, and it is a much better ceiling than the real one. No lamp stuck in the middle of it.

2The tail

Only real problem. It has no idea what it is supposed to be doing up there and it makes that everybody's business.

3The blood

Goes to my head. I have been told this is bad. I have also been told to come down, so their information is not reliable.

Cat On Hands standing on his front paws

Four years, no complaints from the paws

Two of them do all the work and the other two have never once been asked to contribute. Not a fair arrangement, but a very stable one.